1.31.2016

The Most Amazing Conspiracy Theory Parodies

By Michael Kelly


A look at some stories makes one think that we are living a great lie in this world. While you thought you had all the facts right, some journalist, politician or website reveals something that appears so true that you wonder why you never thought of it in that light. In fact, all your certainty evaporates to the point where you begin to doubt yourself. Here are some of the most amazing conspiracy theory parodies of all time.

Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in 1969. But did he really land on the moon or it was a part of an elaborate hoax? Theorists have poked holes on the story based on the images that were released. The shadows and the direction of the blowing American flag were the basis of these doubts. In fact, it is alleged that it was part of a larger supremacy battle. Since no one can replay the events, it is impossible to determine the truth.

1950s is considered to be the decade when nations experienced prosperity in economy, science, music and other aspects. This is far from the truth. The atheists rose and waged a tough war for recognition. Communism was also fully developed and began to take root in different parts around the world. Albert Einstein was also disapproved for claiming that he had discovered the smallest particle.

The most famous ship that ever sunk was the Titanic. How could such a masterpiece meet such a brutal fate? The truth is that the government wanted it on the ocean floor or it never existed at all. This is evident from the survival stories. How can the survivors give such vivid accounts yet they claim to have been kids when it occurred? There is a lot that is yet to be told about what it was carrying.

A highly sophisticated and sufficiently large aircraft like the Malaysian flight MH370 disappears without trace? Someone has got to be kidding. In a world where technology reigns supreme, someone somewhere knows the truth yet is keeping it away from people. Even the appearance of a mold laden wing on the Indian Ocean shores was part of a bigger conspiracy. Why has there not been any other debris? Someone in this world must be determining what the truth is for the rest of the naive billions.

Jews are said to control the world billions yet the native Jew has no clue. There is a Jew god who was supposed to have descended, been born and performed miracles, died and resurrected, yet the real Jews do not belief in him. With billions on tithes and more controlled by the Jew originated churches, native Jews feel cheated and actually left out.

Who watched the Twin Towers collapse? One may think they were made of sand. Replaying the event a thousand times gives a perfect answer that 9/11 was a hoax. The attack was too sophisticated to be planned and executed by some desert folks.

Someone beyond Jesus must have resurrected. Tupac Shakur keeps making purported appearances from time to time. To solve this mystery, the next person who photographs him making a drive by should follow him to know his address. The only explanation could be that he resurrected like Jesus or has become an alien.




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